Oh goodness. What a way to start out a relationship, the all mighty Chapter one. Rather bland don’t you think, Author? I mean, these words are my introduction, my very first entrance into the life of my reader. Do you think I’ll be remembered correctly this way? I mean later on we’ll be talking about how this all began. How the first bumbling thing I said in a tangle of nerves and beginnings was Chapter one? If I’m not lost in the sea of chapter one’s myself, passed by due to lifeless repetition.
I want to be exciting! Engaging! To sweep away the reader with my magnificent dialogue!
Would you please, maybe try and make me that way?
I want to be loved, as sad as